Looks like it’s the end of the world sometime Saturday the 21st. It’s a prophecy thing, and you know those always come true. Most of us missed this obscure passage in the bible, even I, who to avoid taking a job stayed on at the university to study ancient biblical languages. Most of us thought this passage translated from Aramaic as some instructions about the annual spring counting of sheep and goats. However, Aramaic was primarily a spoken language, and if read aloud in a deep, southern drawl, it becomes obvious that the world is to end on May 21, 2011.
Another piece of evidence that clinches it was the speech Jesus made about some listening to him would live to see the end of the world. Well, there’s a guy in Israel who just celebrated his 2038th birthday and who was there that day. His doctors say he’s in bad shape and only has days to live. So, I think we can take this prophecy to the bank, not that banks are going to matter much longer.
With only two days left for the world, how should we spend this precious time? I can’t speak for you, but I plan to deplete my wine cellar and have sex as often as possible.
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